CURRENT OBSESSION: REAL HOUSEWIVES

just like every other human on this planet, for the last 2 years i've been GLUED to my television with this amazing production called "the real housewives" (orange county, new york city, atlanta, and now new jersey).

and basically, i love EVERYTHING on bravo. how good can this channel fucking get?

we got...

- project runway (boohoo, not anymore! lifetime stole it.)

- make me a supermodel (tyson... drool)

- my life on the d list w/ kathy griffin (i love her just like any gay man)

- millionaire matchmaker (i want to be that fierce when i'm an old hag.)

- the fashion show (bravo trying to replace the beloved project runway, i love this show yet wonder what the hell kelly rowland has to do with fashion? i could think of a million better cohosts... i love issaac mizrahi though!)

- they used to play cirque du soilel, which is da bomb.

i must admit, i pretty much am obsessed with television my whole life, but bravo is the shizznit.

ESPECIALLY this invention called...

i mean, HOW GOOD COULD THIS SHOW GET?

i love the wealth, the catfights, the attitude, the plastic surgery. i mean, these bitches are pretty fierce.

every season is just as good as the previous (although, i wasn't a HUGE fan of atlanta.. and no that's not because it was the "black" season, i was just kind of bored. funny how the white women of all the other seasons are ten times more dramatic?)

nyc is probably my favorite, but can we PLEASE talk about the "danielle book drama" of the current housewives of new jersey?

she has her goddamn mugshot in a BOOK! ("cop without a badge" to be exact) that sucks. i don't know if i'm on her side or the other bitches' side, but sometimes i feel bad for the old hag.

i mean she has lopsided "bubbies" for chrissake.

i mean, i feel pretty sorry for her (being incarcerated once before myself, not my best moment...)

and having this nationally televised must SUCK ASS, but it makes for great TV!

the book proclaims that beverly merrill aka danielle staub was a cokewhore stripper, and was arrested for extortion, kidnapping, and being involved with the columbian cartel.

i HEAR they have "real housewives of d.c" and "real housewives of beverly hills" in production. UM YES, YES YES. KEEP EM COMIN!

SO EXCITED FOR THE SEASON FINALE TONIGHT!